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LA’s Persian Jewish Seder
A Passover Haggadah // הגדה של פסח
Khoshbakht basheen! خوشبخت باشین — our Mamanjoons
Welcome to Passover
Welcome to Passover! This is a long night of prayers and ritual. It is more fun when you know what’s going on. This Haggadah attempts to make the seder easier to follow. As our lawyers say, no guarantees. This is my first time making a Haggadah. I didn’t want us to lose the tradition of a personal injury firm’s promos on the Haggadah, so I found one of the oldest firms to sponsor :) I hope to add the prayers in Persian next year.
Passover holds a unique place in the Jewish holidays. It honors a storytelling tradition that invites us to time travel and to imagine alternative futures. Our people’s journey from enslavement to liberation unfolded over generations — from Egypt to the mahalehs in Iran to Tehran and then LA, the story still unfolds.
At the Seder, we are asked to not just tell the story, but to imagine that we are in the story. More than ever, we believe that Passover is a moment to not only reflect on the story that explains our Exodus out of Egypt, but also actively imagine and engage with stories yet to unfold. What could a truly flourishing future look like?
We begin the seven-day Passover festival with a Seder (סֵדֶר), where participants retell the Exodus story using the Haggadah (הַגָדָה), Hebrew for “telling” or “narrative.”
The Order of the Seder — סֵדֶר
- Kadesh — Blessings over the first cup of wine شرابקַדֵשׁ
- Urchatz — Ritual hand washingוּרְחַץ
- Karpas — Eating green vegetables dipped in salt waterכַּרְפַּס
- Yachatz — Breaking the middle matzah to create the Afikomanיַחַץ
- Maggid — Telling the story of the Exodus from Egyptמַגִּיד
- Kos Sh’niyah — Blessing over the second cup of wineכּוֹס שְׁנִיָּה
- Rachtzah — Ritual hand washing before breaking breadרָחְצָה
- Motzi Matzah — Blessing over the matzahמוֹצִיא מַצָּה
- Maror — Blessing over the bitter herbsמָרוֹר
- Korech — Eating a Hillel sandwich of matzah and bitter herbsכּוֹרֵךְ
- Kos Sh’lishi — Blessing the third cup of wineכּוֹס שְׁלִישִׁי
- Shulchan Orech — Festive Mealשֻׁלְחָן עוֹרֵךְ
- Kos R’vi’i — Blessing the fourth cup of wineכּוֹס רְבִיעִי
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Moses & Miriam Law Group is a fictional law firm created for the Sumekh Seder. Any resemblance to actual personal injury attorneys who sponsor real Haggadahs in the Greater Los Angeles area is entirely intentional and affectionate. No frogs were harmed in the production of this Haggadah. Results may vary. Prior results do not guarantee a similar outcome. The Exodus story is not legal advice. Pharaoh has been notified.
What’s on the Seder Table
DISCLAIMER: Moses & Miriam Law Group accepts no liability for injuries sustained during the scallion-hitting portion of the Seder. However, if at a later time you are hit with a scallion by someone other than a family member, please call our office immediately. Our firm proudly serves the Iranian Jewish community of Greater Los Angeles. If Pharaoh had pulled this in Shiraz, we would have settled out of court in forty minutes, not forty years.
— O. Soumekh, Calabasas
קַדֵשׁ — Kadesh: First Cup of Wine
Tonight, we don’t pour wine for ourselves. We lift our cups, lean left as we say the blessing.
Baruch Atah, Adonai Eloheinu, Melech ha’Olam, borei p’ri hagafen.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the universe, Creator of the fruit of the vine.
שֶׁהֶחֱיָנוּ — Shehecheyanu — recite the blessing of gratitude for reaching this moment.
וּרְחַץ — Urchatz: Ritual Hand Washing
We wash our hands ritually, without reciting the blessing. This act of purification prepares us to engage with the sacred items on the Seder table.
כַּרְפַּס — Karpas: Greens Dipping
As we eat the greens of the earth, we give thanks to God for all His bounties. We recall that our forefathers were tillers of the soil, who were grateful for the earth’s produce. In tasting the salt water we remember the tears of our ancestors shed while suffering and remember the struggle of those still seeking freedom.
We dip parsley in saltwater and taste the contrasts between past, present, and future — hope and tears.
Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha’Olam borei p’ree ha’adamah.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the universe, who creates the fruit of the earth.
יַחַץ — Yachatz: Breaking the Middle Matzah
We break the middle matzah, place the larger portion — the Afikoman — in a napkin to be eaten at the end of the seder. The word “afikoman,” based on Greek epikomen, means “that which comes after.”
מַגִּיד — Maggid: Telling the Story
Ha Lachma Anya — The Bread of Oppression
כָּל דִכְפִין יֵיתֵי וְיֵיכֹל, כָּל דִצְרִיךְ יֵיתֵי וְיִפְסַח
הָשַּׁתָּא הָכָא, לְשָׁנָה הַבָּאָה בְּאַרְעָא דְיִשְׂרָאֵל
הָשַּׁתָּא עַבְדֵי, לְשָׁנָה הַבָּאָה בְּנֵי חוֹרִין
Ha lachma anya di achalu avhatana b’ar’a d’mitzrayim. Kol dichfin yeitei v’yeichol, kol ditz’rich yeitei v’yif’sach. Hashata hacha, l’shana haba’a b’ar’a d’yisrael. Hashata av’dei, l’shana haba’a b’nei chorin.
This is the bread of oppression our ancestors ate in the land of Egypt. Let all who are hungry come in and eat; let all who are in need come and join us for the Pesah. Now we are here; next year in the land of Israel. Now — slaves; next year we shall be free.
Mah Nishtanah — Four Questions
The seder plate and the matzot are now covered and the second cup of wine is poured. Traditionally, the youngest child chants these four questions at the Seder, embodying our commitment to listening, learning, and taking the younger generation’s questions of “why?” seriously.
Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot?
“Why is this night different from all other nights? On all other nights we eat whatever we’d like, yet tonight we taste the bread of freedom — matzah. On all other nights, we eat all kinds of vegetables, yet tonight we taste the bitterness that reminds us of oppression. On all other nights, we may eat without pausing, yet tonight we tell stories and dip our food twice, sharing and remembering together. On all other nights we may sit, yet tonight we recline, celebrating our liberation.”
We Were Slaves in Egypt
Jacob and his sons traveled to Egypt (or Mitzrayim, “the narrow place”) because there was a famine in their homeland, Canaan. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, was already in Egypt and had assimilated into society: he had an Egyptian wife, Egyptian children, and Pharaoh, recognizing his gifts, had made him a political leader. Foreseeing the famine to come, Joseph stockpiled crops and grain to ensure that Egypt would be a land of plenty. Jacob (also known as Israel) and his family (the Israelites) were prosperous and settled in Egypt. When Jacob died, Egyptians wept and grieved him.
But a new Pharaoh became the ruler of Mitzrayim. He did not remember — or chose to forget — the contributions that Joseph and his family made to Egypt. This Pharaoh said that the Israelites had become “too numerous and too powerful.” He worried that they would join with Egypt’s enemies and take up arms in a war. So he made the Israelites slaves and ordered them to build the cities of Pithom and Ramses.
“And the Egyptians compelled the children of Israel to labor with rigor. And they made their lives bitter with hard labor in mortar, and in bricks besides all their other service wherein they made them labor with rigor.” (Exodus 1:13–14)
Pharaoh ordered Israelite midwives to kill all Israelite baby boys. This decree spurred a courageous act of civil disobedience: Israelite midwives refused to follow Pharaoh’s orders. Yokheved hid her infant son to save him, and Miriam watched and protected her baby brother, Moses, until he was safely in the arms of Pharaoh’s daughter.
“We cried out to God, the God of our ancestors, and God heard our plea and saw our affliction, our misery, and our oppression.” (Deuteronomy 26:7)
Pharaoh’s daughter rescued a baby boy floating in the Nile: they gave him an Egyptian name, Moses, and he was raised in Pharaoh’s home as a prince. Yet, despite his comfort and status, Moses grew up aware that he was not like the Egyptians around him — that he was an Israelite, a member of a people living in oppression. As he came of age, this awareness became a driving force in his life.
Moses was a reluctant leader. He stuttered. When God approached him to lead the Israelites, he expressed his doubts: Why me? But he and his brother Aaron stepped into leadership. Time and again they demanded that Pharaoh let the Israelites go. Even as the plagues swept through Egypt and the stakes grew higher, Moses risked his life to insist on the freedom of his people — until, after much struggle and pain, liberation finally came.
Moses and the Israelites were not alone. The Torah tells us that an erev rav, a “mixed multitude” of non-Israelites, joined the caravan as it crossed the miraculously parted Red Sea. Others living under Egypt’s oppression also longed to be liberated from tyranny. Their presence reminds us that liberation was not reserved for one people alone, but extended to all who sought to break the chains of oppression and reclaim their dignity.
בָּרוּךְ הַמָּקוֹם — The Four Children
Blessed is the Omnipresent — blessed are They. Blessed is the One who gave their people Israel, the Torah. The Torah relates to four types of children:
Asks: “What are the laws that God has commanded us?” Tell them the laws of Pesach: “After eating the Pesach offering one does not eat anything more.”
Asks: “What is this service to you?” — ‘to you,’ not to her personally. We make clear that we tell these stories to help create a future with more freedom for all.
Asks: “What is this?” Tell her: “With a strong hand the Lord brought us out of Egypt, from the grip of slavery — and we must carry on that freedom alongside our neighbors.”
Asks nothing. You must open the story for them: “We commemorate Passover tonight because of what God did for us when we went out of Egypt.”
A public service message from Miriam Esq.
THE WISE CLIENT: Calls us immediately after the accident. Has photos. Has witnesses. Has already written down everything.
THE DIFFICULT CLIENT: Says “I don’t need a lawyer, I’ll just talk to Pharaoh’s insurance company myself.” We get them anyway. They need us most.
THE SIMPLE CLIENT: Calls and says “something happened.” We take it from there. No judgment.
THE CLIENT WHO DOESN’T KNOW TO CALL: Usually brought in by their maman. (We love the mothers. The mothers are always right.)
No matter which child you are — we will fight for you, gorboon.
עֶשֶׂר מַכּוֹת — The Ten Plagues
As we recite each plague, we spill a drop of wine from our cups — because even our liberation came at a cost to others. Our joy cannot be complete when others suffer.
The telling of the Plagues is not a comfortable part of the seder. The plagues are a reminder that liberation does not come bloodlessly. Moses’ demand of freedom meets a Pharaoh whose heart is repeatedly hardened, so that only through a show of God’s power that touches every Egyptian, including the innocent, are the Hebrews freed. Tonight, we ask: Are we doomed to such a dynamic? Can hearts be softened?
Why do Persians smack with scallions?
As shared by @the_dreamy_kalimi, the Torah says the Israelites became nostalgic about life in Egypt! We must remember that freedom is better than the “melons, leeks, onions and garlic” we had in Egypt. So we whip with onions as a reminder that slavery really freaking sucks!
דַּיֵּנוּ — Dayeinu: It Would Have Been Enough
עֲבָדִים הָיִינוּ — We Were Slaves in Egypt
Avadim hayinu, ata — b’nai chorin.
We were slaves in Egypt, but now we’re free.
Rabban Gamliel would say: Anyone who did not say these three matters on Passover has not fulfilled his obligation: The Paschal lamb, matzah, and bitter herbs. — Mishnah Pesachim 10:5
B’chol dor vador chayav Adam lirot et atzmo k’ilu hu yatza miMitzrayim.
In every generation, each of us must see ourselves as if we personally had come out of Egypt.
כּוֹס שְׁנִיָּה — Second Cup of Wine
Baruch Atah Ado-nai Elo-heinu Melech Ha-olam Boreh Pree Ha-ga-fen.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, King of the Universe, who creates the fruit of the vine.
Rachtzah, Motzi Matzah, Maror & Korech
רָחְצָה — Rachtzah: Second Ritual Handwashing
Blessed are You, LORD our God, King of the Universe, who has made us holy through His commandments, and has commanded us about washing hands.
מוֹצִיא מַצָּה — Motzi Matzah: Blessings over Bread and Matzah
Baruch Atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech ha’Olam, hamotzi lechem min ha-aretz.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, who brings bread from the land.
Baruch Atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech ha’Olam, asher kid’shanu b’mitzvotav v’tzivanu al achilat matzah.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, who sanctifies us with commandments and commands us to eat matzah.
מָרוֹר — Maror: Bitter Herbs
Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, melekh ha’olam, asher kid’shanu b’mitzvotav v’tzivanu al achilat maror.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, who sanctifies us with commandments and commands us to eat maror.
כּוֹרֵךְ — Korech: The Hillel Sandwich
We use the bottom third matzah to make a “Hillel Sandwich” of maror (bitter herbs) and charoset (apple nut mixture). These different elements represent the journey from slavery to freedom: the bitterness of persecution (maror), the experience of slavery and also the sweetness of redemption (charoset), and, ultimately, liberation (matzah).
The Korech sandwich is, essentially, a settlement agreement. On one side: the bitterness of what was done to you (maror). On the other side: the sweetness of what you deserve (charoset). In the middle: the foundation on which your future is built (matzah). At Moses & Miriam Law Group, we do not let you eat just the bitter herbs. We make sure you get the whole sandwich.
Note: Our office also accepts cases involving Persian food disputes. Last Nowruz, we successfully argued that ghormeh sabzi is in fact the best khoresh. The case is on appeal.
כּוֹס שְׁלִישִׁי — Third Cup of Wine
We lift our cups and lean left as we say the blessing and then sip the wine.
Baruch Atah, Adonai Eloheinu, Melech ha’Olam, borei p’ri hagafen.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the universe, Creator of the fruit of the vine.
אֵלִיָהוּ הַנָּבִיא — Eliyahu haNavi: Opening the Door for Elijah
Eliyahu haNavi, Eliyahu haTishbi, Elyahu haGiladi — Bimherah Yavo Eleinu im Mashiach Ben David.
Elijah the Prophet, Elijah the Tishbite, Elijah the Giladite — may he soon come to us with Mashiach the son of David.
Every year, we open the door for Elijah. Every year, we pour him a full cup of wine. And every year, he does not show up. I understand the hope. I share the hope. But if Elijah were one of our clients, we would tell him: the statute of limitations on moshiach is running out. We need to act.
In Persian culture, we do not wait passively for the guest. We go to the door, we insist they come in, we say “befarma” three times minimum, we bring the tea before they even sit down. This is the energy with which we bring peace.
Moses & Miriam Law Group: Advocates for Justice. Befarma — come in.
שֻׁלְחָן עוֹרֵךְ — Shulchan Orech: Festive Meal
It is time to eat! We gather around the table, sharing food and conversation, continuing the tradition of community and gratitude.
צָפוּן — Tzafun: The Afikoman
During Yachatz, we hid the larger half of the middle matzah — the Afikoman (from the Greek epikomen, “that which comes after”). The Seder cannot end without it.
Children: now is the time to ransom it back.
The tradition of hiding and ransoming the Afikoman is one of the oldest tricks in the Haggadah — it was designed to keep children awake and engaged all the way to the end of the Seder. But it also carries a deeper meaning: we cannot close the night, cannot reach completion, without the next generation bringing us there. The future holds us to our promise.
כּוֹס רְבִיעִי — Fourth Cup of Wine
Baruch Atah, Adonai Eloheinu, Melech ha’Olam, borei p’ri hagafen.
Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the universe, Creator of the fruit of the vine.
נִרְצָה — Nirtzah: Closing the Seder
L’Shana Haba’ah B’Yerushalayim
Next year in Jerusalem.
For some, this expresses a longing to return to the historic city and the Land of Israel. For others, it evokes the hope for a redeemed and peaceful world. Jerusalem is translated as a “place of peace.”
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Moses & Miriam Law Group is a fictional law firm created for the Sumekh Seder. Any resemblance to actual personal injury attorneys who sponsor real Haggadahs in the Greater Los Angeles area is entirely intentional and affectionate. No frogs were harmed in the production of this Haggadah. Results may vary. Prior results do not guarantee a similar outcome. The Exodus story is not legal advice. Pharaoh has been notified.